HELLO WORLD! This week on WBKE: Will finds out what it’s REALLY like to eat a snail, Bobby drinks toilet water, and our guest Michael Costa spills every bean in the basket about being a dad. Seriously, it’s a fun show and we all want to own children some day. Like genuinely own them or have them as pets or something. OKAY!
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FOOLS! We’re at episode 61 of Will and Bobby Know Everything! Listen as we describe the absolute horse shit that people google that gets them right to us! Listen to us talk about how much we love booze! Listen! Rate on iTunes! Tell your friends!
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There’s a video we talk about in the course of the show. Kristen being a weirdo at the gym. I seriously can’t believe this it…watch it here:
Also this week, we posted a new Studio Rejects!
And also the triumphant return of Car Friends! It’s basically a video podcast of Will and Bobby Know Everything!
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Episode 62 next week!
This week, we are two dark boys. Will continues to be delirious and not understand simple concepts of gaming YEAH!
Game Friends has returned! Not because my computer isn’t broken, but because my brains are working a little better!!! Yeah!!
Today, William tries one of my favorite modern games, Dark Souls: Prepare to Giggle Edition!
Bobby told me he’s getting huge on Twitter and Instagram. So I went to look him up on Twitter. When I searched his name:
Well that’s weird…is that a Bobby Koester parody account? ENHANCE:
Huh…well it definitely looks more like a random spam accou—WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PICTURE? ENHANCE:
Somebody please photoshop Bobby’s real face onto this guy.
Today on Game Friends, William and I play mariokart against one another! And despite his brain dead notion I could never beat him, SPOILER ALERT I DO BETTER THAN HE THOUGHT I WOULD.
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This week on Will and Bobby Know Everything, we’re joined by Kitty Curtis to talk about how intensely disgustingly annoying I (Will) was as a kid, and then…oh wait…look at that…it’s almost…okay:
WELCOME TO OUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
We’re discussing weird family traditions, the way the Santa-myth affected each one of us, and how selfish kids are. It’s amazing.
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As a gift for you guys, we’re also announcing our NEW SHOW STUDIO REJECTS! Coming THIS WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26th listen to Bobby and I as we read scripts that were never produced. Up first: An unfinished draft of Scream 3! It’s unbelievably awful, you need to listen.
You will also be able to find Will and Bobby Know Everything, Car Friends, Game Friends, and Studio Rejects all on the NEW WEBSITE Post Hawk! Over on Post Hawk there are a few independent podcasters and musicians posting their work! It’s a great tool for finding new stuff, you need to go there compulsively: Post Hawk
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Send any comments or questions to us at WillAndBobby@gmail.com and start getting pumped for our LIVE WBKE at the People’s Improv Theater in New York! We’re going to be acting like fools on stage on January 12th at 10:00pm on the downstairs stage!
We love you guys, happy holidays!
Episode 52 next week!
This week, someone posted a link to a youtube video where in which a man recorded 1 second of video every day for a year. Remember Noah Kalina, that weird guy with the sunken in eyes and crazy hair (hi Noah) and project where he took a photo of himself every day for something ridiculous like six years and compiled them? Set to some evocative classical music written by his girlfriend, the video was quick to make it into a goddamn hallmark commercial. This is not that video, however.
No, indeed put away your Kleenex and don’t worry about locking yourself in your room to sob quietly into a pillow just like every other night. This video is much more boring. But, if you like to watch a dozen shots of an old Asian man eating dinner, some nerds playing Magic: The Gathering, a woman in a hospital for fifteen days, and then some random shots of animals that you don’t actually have enough time to focus on, and then the occasional awkward person looking at the camera, this video is for you.
In other news, someone finally solved one of the biggest quandaries mankind has been faced with for ten years. Read here all about how you shouldn’t buy a dildo off of craigslist, especially if you’re gay and under 18. Strange that no one thought about not buying dildos off of craigslist before. Also look out for my cock ring etsy page coming soon.
With all of this gun violence as of late, gun control is back on reddit. Recently, as you can see in this baby here Mortal Kombat was blamed for all of the school shootings in the past twenty years. I’d like to point out that Mortal Kombat had no guns. Okay maybe that one guy had a gun in the 3rd one, but it never killed anyone? This country hasn’t heard anything about gun violence since… the batman movie came out?
What people don’t realize is that these are hot topics in the news for now until: 1. Nothing is done about them for too long, 2. Someone takes drugs and eats another person’s face off, or 3. Some cute bear is drunk in the news.
Here, some man’s scary uncle Erik (see crazy Swiss metal band members who change C’s to K’s) finally came out and said what everyone’s been thinking for years; modding your car to look like a space ship is a waste of money and also makes you look like a retard. I don’t care if you have a racer-X mask, if you put a wing on a 99 Dodge Cargo Van, or if you flash gang symbols outside of the NASCAR Store (There’s actually a live action version of this at a mall near my hometown. At least there was when I was 16). Isn’t it a little abrasive to make sure your sport is actually written in all caps always? Also, in this gentle little post he pretty much dishes out the advice of spending the money on a set of tools and learning how the fuck your car works, which is crazy Swedish for “man up.” Bullying at it’s finest.
Everything else sucked, but someone posted some nudes and a picture of Link from the Zelda franchise kissing Princess Zelda. Awesome.
Oh, also it’s the 22nd and the world didn’t end yesterday, so you can all suck a bean if you spent your life savings on an apocalypse shelter. Maybe the Mayan translation for apocalypse is actually “pudgy white morons arguing about guns and Christmas.”
William and I are game friends in this new episode OF GAME FRIENDS MOMMAS!
find our twitters on the video that’s nice.
Skip to 10:51 for the only moment you really need to watch.
This is a brand new episode of Will and Bobby Present: Car Friends!! It’s super stupid and all you stupid super people will love it! I love you all wooohooloooooo!!